It might even be painless
To the Expositor:
To the poachers poaching the east end of the Bidwell Road on the night of December 29.
I would really like to return to you the arrow you left on my property in the body of a very little fawn. Just to remind you hunting season is closed and you were trespassing. Most importantly the does may be pregnant at this time of year. So please come back and claim your arrow. I promise it won’t hurt too much and I won’t keep you either because I hate to have crap in my freezer.
Yours truly,
Wes Virtanen
Manitowaning