The butt of the joke may lie in toilet paper supplies
To the Expositor:
I was in so much pain the other day
I thought the other day
I had the coronavirus because I had a sore arm
I was in so much the other day
Because of me using my left, I mean my right arm
Because when I went to use my right arm to wipe my butt
With toilet paper to wipe my butt
There was so much pain in my left arm
Chorus—I was in so much pain the other day
So I thought the other day
Maybe I should go and see my doctor
To see maybe I had the coronavirus
So I told this story to my doctor
Then my doctor examined me for the coronavirus
Then my doctor inspected me closely, investigated closely
Then my doctor said to me, no you do not have the coronavirus
Then trouble is you’re using too much toilet paper
And wearing out your arms because of using too much toilet paper.
Chorus—And then my doctor said to me, do you wash your hands after going to the toilet to wipe your butt
And remember don’t touch your face after touching your butt.
This is a butt of jokes
Lyman Corbiere
M’Chigeeng
