Scatological reality is bound to set in
To the Expositor:
I am writing to get a few beefs off my mind.
Number one, Canada Post. I got my Expositor today, only seven days to get here. Canada Post has the nerve to charge $1.15 for a stamp, and it takes seven days to deliver a paper 230 miles?
Number two are morons who pass on corners and hills well past the speed limit, and surprise none of them have signal lights. Then it is just getting daylight but still dark and they can’t find their light switch.
Number three is our wonderful Ontario premier, and Hydro One. She couldn’t even run the Boy Scouts. The sad part is we are stuck with her, and we will pay her big money even after she is gone and ruined the province.
Number four is our great television service. We get 220 channels; about six of them are worth watching. Reality television is pure garbage. The only show reality hasn’t had yet is who can have the best bowel movement, but I can see that coming yet.
Thanks Expositor,
Jack Witty
Echo Bay, Ontario
